Fuck My Life | Essential Oil Roller Blend

Fuck My Life - Support for adulting gone wrong.

The washing machine’s broken, your boss is passive-aggressively emailing you at 9 pm, and you just stepped on a piece of Lego barefoot. It’s not just a bad day - it’s a full-on “burn it all down” kind of vibe.

This blend won’t pay your bills or magically sort your shit out, but it will take the edge off the chaos. Think of it as your nervous system’s emergency exit when life feels like one big, flaming pile of WTF.

SCENT PROFILE: Bergamot, geranium, frankincense, orange and patchouli - smells like stepping out of your head and into your senses.

✨ 100% essential oils, no toxic crap
✨ Supportive for stress, overwhelm & overthinking
✨ For when you need a moment of clarity before you lose it

HOW TO USE: Gently shake the bottle before each use to blend the oils and apply to your pulse points.

INGREDIENTS: Fractionated coconut oil (Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride), Citrus bergamia (Bergamot) oil, Pelargonium graveolens (Geranium) oil, Boswellia carterii (Frankincense) oil, Citrus sinensis (Orange), Pogostemon cablin (Patchouli)

*Citral, Citronellol, Geraniol, Limonene, Linalool.
*Natural constituent of essential oils listed.