Hormonal as Fuck | Essential Oil Roller Blend

Hormonal As Fuck - For when everyone else is being a bit cunty.

You know when someone asks how you are and you say “fine”, but what you really mean is “clinging on by a fucking thread” - This is the blend for those days. 

It’s not that you’re not coping. You are. But fuck me, it’s a lot. The kids. The hormones. The never-ending list of things that need doing while your insides are staging a hormonal riot.

This blend is your rebellion in a bottle. A quiet ‘fuck off’ to the pressure to be soft, calm, and smiley when your entire body feels like it’s glitching.

SCENT PROFILE:  Clary sage, lavender, bergamot, and geranium - Smells like becoming more than you ever were.

✨ 100% essential oils, no hormone-disrupting crap
✨ Supportive for hormonal flux, identity wobble & “WTF is happening to me” energy
✨ For when you’re soft, strong & exhausted.

HOW TO USE: Gently shake the bottle before each use to blend the oils and apply to your pulse points.

INGREDIENTS: Fractionated coconut oil (Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride), Salvia sclarea (Clary sage) oil, Lavandula angustifolia (Lavender) oil, Citrus bergamia (Bergamot) oil, Pelargonium graveolens (Geranium) oil
*Citral, Citronellol, Geraniol, Limonene, Linalool.