Menopause is a Dick | Essential Oil Roller Blend

Menopause is a Dick - Your calm in a hormonal shit storm 

There’s no manual for this hormonal shitshow. One day you’re raging, the next you’re weeping in the cereal aisle. This blend doesn’t ask you to be OK it just helps you catch your breath and keep going.

Formulated to support your nervous system through the mood dips, night sweats, and zero tolerance for bullshit. It's not going to fix your hormones (we’re not wizards), but it will give your body and mind a moment of peace when everything else feels like chaos.

SCENT PROFILE:  Clary sage, lavender, bergamot, and geranium - Smells like becoming more than you ever were.

✨ 100% essential oils, no hormone-disrupting crap
✨ Supportive for hormonal flux, identity wobble & “WTF is happening to me” energy
✨ For when you’re soft, strong & exhausted.

HOW TO USE: Gently shake the bottle before each use to blend the oils and apply to your pulse points.

INGREDIENTS: Fractionated coconut oil (Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride), Salvia sclarea (Clary sage) oil, Lavandula angustifolia (Lavender) oil, Citrus bergamia (Bergamot) oil, Pelargonium graveolens (Geranium) oil
*Citral, Citronellol, Geraniol, Limonene, Linalool.