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Perimenopause is a Dick | Essential Oil Roller Blend
Perimenopause is a Dick | Essential Oil Roller Blend
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Perimenopause is a Dick - You’re not breaking, you’re becoming.
Perimenopause doesn’t arrive with a heads-up; it sneaks in like a bad update. Suddenly, your moods don’t make sense, your sleep’s gone to shit, and your brain’s buffering mid-sentence. You start to wonder if you’re losing it… or just levelling up.
This blend is your daily reminder that you’re not falling apart, you’re becoming.
It’s grounding and gently uplifting.
Formulated to support your nervous system through the wild, shapeshifting years where everything’s shifting but you’re still standing. Mood swings, rage, sadness, apathy, deep clarity - all of it welcome here.
SCENT PROFILE: Clary sage, lavender, bergamot, and geranium - Smells like becoming more than you ever were.
✨ 100% essential oils, no hormone-disrupting crap
✨ Supportive for hormonal flux, identity wobble & “WTF is happening to me” energy
✨ For when you’re soft, strong & exhausted.
HOW TO USE: Gently shake the bottle before each use to blend the oils and apply to your pulse points.
INGREDIENTS: Fractionated coconut oil (Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride), Salvia sclarea (Clary sage) oil, Lavandula angustifolia (Lavender) oil, Citrus bergamia (Bergamot) oil, Pelargonium graveolens (Geranium) oil
*Citral, Citronellol, Geraniol, Limonene, Linalool.
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Perimenopause is a DICK smells amazing and always makes me smile as I use it. It's a nice 30 second break in the day to remind myself that yes, perimenopause IS a dick. I love it.