Rebel Rituals
Rest. Reset. Rebel
Turning chaos into calm, one blend at a time - sweary rituals for real life -scented support for burnout.
Rebel rituals was created as your daily reminder that 'it's OK!'
Labelled with your go to reminder that you need.
Blended with 100% essential oils that will help you in 'that moment!'
The perfect gift or treat for yourself or a friend.
The Feminine Edit
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Perimenopause is a Dick | Essential Oil Roller Blend
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Fucking Goddess | Essential Oil Roller Blend
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Hormonal as Fuck | Essential Oil Roller Blend
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Menopause is a Dick | Essential Oil Roller Blend
Regular price £18.00 GBPRegular priceSale price £18.00 GBP
Let customers speak for us
from 18 reviewsEverything it says it does . Amazing. Don’t hesitate just buy it
So calming , reminds you to take some breaths . Smells amazing. Another winner for us , if your in two minds to order or not ……… do it x
Fantastic. Great name great product. We love it x
I bought this as a gift for a friend who needs a kick up the bum to make some hard changes to their life - they know they need to and this was the perfect nudge to show I care. They loved it!
Simple, bought it, it arrived in the post, I'm using it, I Go the Fuck to Sleep. Noice x
I love falling the Fuck to Sleep every night with the smell of Go the Fuck to Sleep in the air, I actually have a little giggle to myself whilst inhaling the scent. Who would of thought that little ritual would make relaxing before falling asleep fun like being a kid again. Little wins, feeling blessed x
Great communication and fast delivery. The product I ordered is great and I love the vibe of the whole shop.
Perimenopause is a DICK smells amazing and always makes me smile as I use it. It's a nice 30 second break in the day to remind myself that yes, perimenopause IS a dick. I love it.
A Little Roller That Packs a Punch
This week I’ve been using Get Sht Done*, and I’ve genuinely had one of my most productive weeks in a while. The scent is divine — refreshing and grounding. When I feel distracted or foggy, I reach for the roller, take a breath, and refocus. It’s been especially helpful with menopausal brain fog and a dip in motivation. It’s like having a little cheerleader in my pocket. A brilliant product that really delivers.
A really beautiful and meaningful scent, packaged in a fun way. I've not seen anything like this before.
Love the fact its got swears on it ha.,
Something to give me clarity without the nasties. What's not to love
Knocked out in 10 minutes. No doomscrolling, no staring at the ceiling. Just pure bliss.



